That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

ginger snaps

when a persons nipples are abnormally red and are very pointy resembling a "ginger snap"

yeah bro those are total ginger snaps!

by buttwholeburns May 28, 2011

snapsky

another word for oh my gosh, or cool

Snapsky, thats a big bucking chicken.

by KENNEDY KIRCHHEFER September 30, 2006

slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.

Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!

by The dude January 6, 2005

SNAPS

Surprise. Astonishment.

Oh snaps that car is awesome.
Oh snaps I forgot my money!

by G February 26, 2003

balogna slaps

A Girl With Big Fat Nipples That Are Nasty and Look Like peices of Balogna

I Saw Baileys Tities Last Night She Has Balogna Slaps

by Zane Ingall September 26, 2006

99 slaps

The process of getting slapped (rejected) 99 times before a girl will say yes to a date.

Did you get your 99 slaps yet?

by TMP1R3 November 11, 2010