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situational lesbianism

The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.
She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.
by Justnutz December 23, 2013
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Station one

A glorious place where happiness multiplies, though sleep is rare. It's where the average interaction includes urine, poo, blues, and narcan. 2/3 of those who live here have a great time.

1/3 of them hate their 48 hour stay, plus that one guy on A shift who wants to go to station 3
Ready for my shift at station one, how long till we get called to urine town?
by I wrote it October 15, 2022
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curb situation

A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.
I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:

Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"
by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007
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dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets
"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"
by freddieb14 October 12, 2007
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flamingo situation

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.
Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?
by anagramman June 2, 2009
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Spanish station

Refers to a person who, in a group conversation, starts talking about an entirely different subject, out of nowhere.

Origin: From Spanish speaking radio station signals that interfere with your car radio. This is usually in an area where local radio signals are low and radio signals from neighboring Spanish speaking countries interfere with your local stations. These Spanish stations usually catch you off guard so you have no idea what they are talking about.
Ralph: "So how did you get the dent out of your car"

Marlon: "Well, we took it to this shop, they fixed it"

Ralph: "That was easy, did Randy drive the car there?"

Marlon: "Yeah, it came out about 50 bucks"

Randy: "Turtles can dry out when they are upside down"

Ralph: "What?"

Marlon: "Man! Randy is such a Spanish station, he always brings up these random subjects out of nowhere"
by two9seven December 15, 2010
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Conversation Hostage Situation

When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off
Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!
by Merrgear August 13, 2021
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