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Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.
M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.
by EOD Prof January 25, 2009
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Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."
by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013
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Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence
1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"
by Kilmartin May 23, 2018
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squidaud

A group of people you hang out with. Another word for squad.
Flipmode is the squidaud!
by Luke SkyJacker April 17, 2003
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Squiddly Doo

"That doesn't even matter now. Just toss the paper. Get rid of it. You know, squiddly doo."
by Sans-forever January 9, 2009
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Squid finger

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.
John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor

Peter: nice one squid fingers...

Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
by squidfinger December 1, 2010
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squid legs

For a person who has crazy long lanky legs, and could be seen as being out of control(legs flying/flopping everywhere) How a squid looks like in water...
Oh my, would you look at her/him over there with her/his long lanky squid legs looking freakishly out of control...

Well I have never seen a person with such crazy out of control squid legs before

lanky long outrageous shocking double take out of contol freakishly
by weeenz March 23, 2011
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