Sprafican

A free loader from Africa! Usually found in England or online talking bollocks in broken or poorly written English!

Look at that sprafican over there pestering people!

by Franke Vaughan January 3, 2023

spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023

Spaff

Another word for seamen

Jimbo left a load of spaff all over the place after a bit of “me” time

by Drillbit69 March 2, 2024

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Spaffwaffle

Someone who likes the sound of their own voice, nonsense lies and repeated mumbo jumbo fall freely from ones mouth with the inability to stop and then it just keeps going because someone some where is watching or listening. Hopefully...

Did you see ( ???) interview the other day what spaffwaffle he was spewing this time.

by Rainyrainbow February 15, 2025

spaffbucket

A promiscuous woman, will sleep with anyone, really cheap, often found in Wetherspoons

Man 1: Oh man, check her out over there, look at that ass!

Man 2: Oh, dude, not her, shes a right spaffbucket, she sucks dicks round the back of spoons for a baggy.

by TopicopediaPodcast March 18, 2025