by Blake D October 7, 2003
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To give something to someone that will need to be repaired using one of those medical scotch tape strips.
To give something to someone that will need to be repaired using one of those medical scotch tape strips.
by Dave Biggar March 12, 2007
Get the scotch that mug.Fucking awesome style of ale-fermented beer. Dark in color, and has a sweet, complex malty character to it, often with caramel like flavors. Very minimal hop character, as only enough is used to offer some balance to the beer. The style's origins lie in Scotland, but the style has become popular elsewhere in the world, and is a fairly popular style to brew among American microbreweries. Some examples of this style are fairly high in alcohol content, but you can't taste it :)
Dude 1: Dude, what are you drinking?
Dude 2: Oh, just some Coors Light. You?
Dude 1: Something too manly for you to handle - Scotch ale!
Dude 2: Oh, just some Coors Light. You?
Dude 1: Something too manly for you to handle - Scotch ale!
by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010
Get the Scotch ale mug.A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.
by themaddefiner May 27, 2014
Get the scotcholicious mug.Scotch Rudder:
- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process
*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers
(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)
Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process
*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers
(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)
Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
Ex.1
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.
Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!
Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.
Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!
Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
Get the Scotch Rudder mug.Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.
My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.
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