Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

Slumpo

An unatractive or overwieght famale who dresses or acts as though she is the shiznat when in fact she just looks like a fat ho.

Oh my gulosh what a slumpo, that girl in the short shirt with her belly button pierced and her fat gutt hanging over her tight jeans just bent over in front of that gut so he had to see her fat butt crack and thong hanging out?

by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005

Slumpwank Millionaire

A movie about a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.

Brian: Have you seen any movies lately?
Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.

by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.

Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.

by homecomer October 18, 2009

Slump dumpster

When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster

That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.

by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015

Shlumpting

A drunken faze when you pass out or fall asleep but receive no sleep.

Ryan got too drunk and was shlumpting.

Where's ryan? Oh he's shlumpting.

by Shlumpty Dumpty October 31, 2017