Sploobie

Sploobie is the cross between the well known joint definitions such as spliff and doobie.

-mmmm a sploobie let's bogart that sploobie.

-pass the sploobie.

-f**k off ive only had two tokes of the sploobie!

-someone roll a sploobie?

by Wilson January 19, 2005

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

splooge rifle

a penis

Shoot your splooge rifle!

by derhegginbarg October 4, 2009

splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins July 9, 2010

Sploojg

A very, very, VERY, thick cum usually found in a "tampered with" black guy penis

Dude did u hear about Jamarcus and Jessie?" "Yeah dude i herd he sploojged all over her.

by I.Am.Not.A.Ranney.Boy February 22, 2011