Pineapple spank

Lubed up hawaiin men beat your ass brutally with pineapples
by Totally not maui July 16, 2022
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brutal spanking

A brutal spanking is defined as a grown man releasing the full extent of his anger by spanking the naked and exposed ass of another grown man. Often bestowed upon individuals as retribution for an unforgivable transgression. Brutal spankings are often delivered in front of people the spankee knows as to ensure lasting social stigma and humiliation.
When I caught Arnold mid coitus with my house pet, I bestowed upon him the epitome of my rage via a "Brutal Spanking" in front of his mother and girlfriend. When his mother pressed charged I made a return visit to gift to her a subsequent "Brutal Spanking."
by Spenstastic December 07, 2013
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Vag Spank

v; when one receives or gives a tap or smack on the female genital
Hey! Don't vag spank me!
by cutiepie2222 June 20, 2011
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spanking the weasel

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.
by Macsloan April 16, 2016
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Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.
Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."
by master_b88 April 18, 2011
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Spanks Effect

Whenever you are winning in a video game without shit talking and then when you shit talk you start losing.
"Dude I lost this game cause of the spanks effect, I was shit talking and started losing"
by k1ngzz_ August 01, 2023
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spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.
Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterday—you already know I was spanking the pow.
by moutainbikerjoel March 08, 2020
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