Shit Spanker

Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.

Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.

by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018

d'spunked

to make a person ejaculate or "finish".

"last night I was at my boyfriend's house and I d'spunked him"

by adetokumbo panther-stripes January 21, 2019

wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023

The Sore Spanker

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much

Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

by Kiwiireloadedagain March 27, 2009

swanked

to get caught out there by someone

Did you hear about Clyde getting caught making up words? He got swanked by Sylvia.

by Sylvia20782 December 26, 2007

ankel spanker

the cock,penis,one eyed willie

put your ankel spanker away

by getch1er March 30, 2007

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"

by dizzave September 18, 2006