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Socio

A depraved internet-going individual with a perverse fixation on guro, non-con, and young boys. Preferably all rolled into one.
Will habitually attempt to molest anyone and everyone in the immediate area, especially if they are in some relation to the Baltic state of Latvia. Famous for unexpected off-color jokes, questions and comments; ejaculating over others in an inexplicable gesture of affection; posting links that have the potential to psychologically destroy the unwary observer; and giving away altogether too much information.

Has a secret, softer side that cares about small, furry animals and Canadians.
An object at rest will stay at rest until Socio comes up behind it and tries to rape it.
by The Mushroom Lady March 9, 2011
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Sockmopper

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.
Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.
by Pissdick. February 2, 2005
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sociocultural

adj. A word one uses to mask his or her ignorance of concrete facts on a given subject. Usually confined to universities and government institutions, sociocultural is is a shortened way of saying, "Don't ask me for the particulars, I went to college for a longer period of time than you did." The word has gained increasing use in liberal arts programs due to its ability to increase the grades of a term paper by 10 points.
"If this program failed 10 years ago, why should we consider trying it again?"

"Well, you see, the sociocultural aspects...(enter illogical argument here)"
by mattpie July 29, 2012
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Sociopath

1 in 25 people are sociopaths
by 123456000 October 9, 2018
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sociophobe

A suddenly-healthy individual whose aversion to being close to other people, or - gasp! - being touched, was very recently seen as a disorder. In these stressful times he is a paragon of sanity.
I don't want to seem like a sociophobe, but please... the six-foot rule? Don't breathe on me, don't touch me, don't even look at my food!
by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020
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internet sociopath lie detector

It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.
SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010
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Sociopath

Someone who is just more savage than everyone else.

- Logan Paul 2018
Jake Paul is a sociopath.
by Basketball_wood October 5, 2018
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