1 definition by The Mushroom Lady

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A depraved internet-going individual with a perverse fixation on guro, non-con, and young boys. Preferably all rolled into one.
Will habitually attempt to molest anyone and everyone in the immediate area, especially if they are in some relation to the Baltic state of Latvia. Famous for unexpected off-color jokes, questions and comments; ejaculating over others in an inexplicable gesture of affection; posting links that have the potential to psychologically destroy the unwary observer; and giving away altogether too much information.

Has a secret, softer side that cares about small, furry animals and Canadians.
An object at rest will stay at rest until Socio comes up behind it and tries to rape it.
by The Mushroom Lady February 22, 2011

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