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snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016
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Snapchat

Abbreviated as SC - The mainstream photo/video messaging/stories app that made vertical filming acceptable.

Also, your mates can share (that is if they do use SC) what they're up to in the form of images, plus a few captions. They delete itself after 24 hours of relevancy.
A: "Do you use Snapchat?"

B: "Nah, I use Instagram Stories."

A: "FUUUUUU..."
by Kit Rat November 23, 2018
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snapchat ninja

a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.
girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja
by weeweeweapon December 21, 2018
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Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk
Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.
by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018
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Snapchat

1. A world wide social media source that is full of pre teen or teenage girls that have nothing better to do than lip sync to overplayed hip hop or pop songs or post over explicit videos captioned “mood” that displays grown folks twerking or getting hammered in the va jay jay by the specific other.

2. It is also a very great app for loners as they have streaks where you can try to keep the highest score with complete strangers that can be killers for all you know just to post on their crappy story “ 100 with whatever the fuckers name is”
3. Lastly a platform for f boys that get horny after family life and want to explore the female body
Dad: Y THEY HELL DIDN’T YOU CLEAN UP YO DAMN ROOM!!?
Snapchatter: I’m sorry I was busy lip syncing to Chun Li by Nicki Minaj
Dad: Gimme your damn phone
Snapchatter: Ugh take it
few moments later
Snapchatter: NOO I FORGOT TO ASK SOMEONE TO DO MY STREAKS
Snapchatter: *blows up*
by Staffordhoe347 August 27, 2018
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snapchat

a cancerous app that kids like to snap dick pics from
fred: do you have snapchat?
bob: hell no i dont want dick pics
by creative dinosaurs February 12, 2019
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Snapchat slut

A slut who sluts around on snapchat and out side of snapchat.
Ex: Brielle Breed is a snapchat slut
"Omg tru"
by lulbishhh September 27, 2018
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