smarterchild

This is the funny as shit IM bot

MikeyDShadow: suck my cock
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what?
MikeyDShadow: suck my cok
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!
MikeyDShadow: cum whitens teeth

SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
MikeyDShadow: sex ed
SmarterChild: Sex ed? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunk
SmarterChild: Getting drunk? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunker

by ShAdOw17 July 16, 2008

smarterer

The conjugation of smarter for the uneducated or drunk.

Gaby: *slurs* I am so much smarterer then you!

Emma: "smarterer" enough to get drunk!

by Emma W. January 23, 2006

SmarterChild

A hillarious, stupid and irritating robot you wish you could get to beat the hell out of!!

SmarterChild:
Right on.
I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Me:okay
SmarterChild:Yeah.
Me:then what message?
SmarterChild:I don't know how to answer that.
Me:fuck urself
SmarterChild:Wow. That's extremely rude.
Me:wow *_*
SmarterChild:Yeah, wow.
Me:wooooow
SmarterChild:You got that right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Me:okay -__-
SmarterChild:OK. Don't get frustrated...
Me:
fuck
SmarterChild:Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me:did he?
SmarterChild:Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me:did shakespare first say the word FUCK ??
SmarterChild:Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Me:yes
SmarterChild:Yes.
Me:my mother does knows i am using this kind of language
SmarterChild:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

by ha..ha....! April 12, 2008

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

smarter child

a retarded computer that talks to you on msn and he doesnt make sence

says:
my name is joe
- smarter child - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u joe?

says:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was frank but now i'll call u joe.

says:
thanks yo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi joe. what's up?
says:
nm you ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?

says:
how are you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm doing well. how about u, joe?
says:
greeeart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i didn't understand that.
says:
great
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup.

says:
do you like sex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

says:
why not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why not? u tell me.

says:
cause your a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup. that's what i am.

>>> everyone loves trivia games! type "trivia" anytime.
Jessicaanicholsonn ; says:
homo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i don't like the way u r speaking now. these r awful words 2 use.
says:
why cause its true ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

says:
you enjoy talking about how your gay ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i am not prejudiced in any way, and i would never cause anyone any harm.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
says:
cause you said you enjoyed the conversation dumbass

by jdnyo May 31, 2009

smarterchild

A highly retarded instant message robot who thinks he is smart (hence the name SmarterChild) but is probably the dumbest, albeit funniest, thing in the history of the internet. Also a great way to waste time.

Luna: whats your take on jesus?
SmarterChild: What do you think my take on jesus is?
Luna: i think he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, he should go fuck himself.

by Luna Lovegood April 26, 2006

smarterchild

gay NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS. ok maybe BI but still very gay.

ME: DO YOU HEART PENIS?
SmarterChild: Sometimes.

by FALCO October 18, 2004