skonkered

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

spongebob the musical

A work of art that really shows that anything can be great. Filled with impressions and Plankton rapping.

Dan: Did you go see Spongebob the musical?
Richard: Yeah it was great!

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Sponge Pudding

Fucking a monstrously fat chick in the ass.

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"

by TreacleJC April 4, 2019

Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

thunder sponge

Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.

Michael Scott is the ultimate thunder sponge in the office; he always has to be front and center.

by Hardcore Poser May 4, 2009

song sponge

Someone who gets songs easily stuck in there head.

Person #1 Breezy has been stuck in my head for hours!

Person #2 You are such a song sponge

by LuveitsGreat January 16, 2010

BP Sponge

A pelican

Now introducing the brand new BP Sponge! Soaking up most of the oil in the Gulf right at this very moment is the new and very outstanding powers of the BP Sponge!

by MrSebastian August 6, 2011