Chinese Shrinky Dink

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

shrinky dink

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.

He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.

by JeStKa October 23, 2010

shfunked

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunked!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

shpunkt

Male semen. White sauce

I shpunkt all over the bed

by Johnny Black Back January 5, 2008

Shrunt

Noun.
A Place of dishonor, contempt or disdain; a site of irreverence. Opposite of Shrine

There is a shrunt in Washington State with a collection of Ted Bundy memorabilia.

by Jammin Joe February 26, 2009

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

shaunk

A tall ass skinny white boy.

"Hey Shaunk, get over here!"

by Shaunkanator June 3, 2016