shitficent

An ironic combination of the word shit and magnificent. Used to declare about oneself's bad faring.

John: How are you?
Matt: I'm feelling shitficent.

by santisinis July 13, 2011

Shitnice

Shitnice is often used to describe a person or event that in the present time is absolutely fucking amazing. But when looked back upon often results in a shitty feeling which leaves you wondering "why the fuck would I do that for?"

In a general term, anything that can be nice and shit at the same time.

Example A: getting repeatedly pounded in the vagina for hours by some hot god of sex but having to deal with a sore vagine for days later.

-"Dude, my vagina is still rallied from all that sex I had five days ago..."
-"Shitnice."

Example B: eating that mouthwatering burger, huge beef patty stacked high with toppings and loaded with grease that makes you want to orgasm at the table, but later leaves you in an intense meat coma.

-"That must have been some burger, I found you sleeping on the toilet.."
-"ugh, shitnice."

by ineedsomeprotien July 16, 2011

Shit pic

A picture sent of someone’s feces via social media

Edith p 445- otherwise known as, Eat dat Pussy 445 (EDP) sent a shit pic to a 14 year old girl.

by Acemaspicip March 4, 2022

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008

shitpiece

Short for something that is a piece of shit (see also shitbox

"My car is such a shitpiece, it's always talling on me."

by Joel N. July 24, 2003

shitdick

When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.

oh my god, shitdick! gross!

by Ozzysnack May 28, 2011