Shitpickle 

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"

1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!

Shitpickle by Kaege October 5, 2007

ShitPickle 

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

ShitPickle by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

shitpickle 

a turd

I'm about to can some shitpickles.

shitpickle by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

Shitpickle 

After anal sex the man's dick is covered with shit.

OH GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! ITS A SHITPICKLE NOW!!!!! CLEAN YOU'RE ASS GIRL!

Shitpickle by USAISWEIRD May 28, 2015

shitcicle 

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.

When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.

shitcicle by raeghos January 23, 2011

Shitpile Paralysis 

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.

I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.

Shitpile Paralysis by Kacinitis July 20, 2012

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008