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Seed Cribs

A seed crib is when you plant your baby seeds or any seed into a container. Aka a baby crib.
The seed cribs are ready for some awesome flowers to be planted!
by AngiesAwesome April 6, 2019
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weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex
"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."
by Ostriana December 17, 2018
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Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.
Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.
by Overbay September 16, 2022
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bombo-seed

clever idea, faboulus comment, prosperous seed for discussions
A: ........, you understand?
B: yaman, bombo-seed!
C: .....

D: .....
by virtous October 22, 2009
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The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc
Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet
by BallsasaurusFlex December 9, 2017
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watermelon seed

When you spread a chicks butt apart and hock a loogie in her asshole.
I got down with that chick and gave her the old watermelon seed when she bent over.
by Jimbo420 June 16, 2008
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Seed of Evil

The seed of evil is the propensity for a woman to act out in a selfish, harmful manner towards men they are involved in a relationship with. Every woman contains the Seed of Evil, however the degree that the Seed effects a woman varies from case-to-case. Some women only contain the Seed deep down, where it has little effect on their behaviour. These women however do still in fact have the ability to harm a man that cares for her. Other women wear the seed of evil like clothing, and act outlandlishly at all times towards their boyfriends/husbands.

The only known women to not contain the seed of Evil are Grandmothers. It has been scientifically proven that the Seed of evil is washed out of the body during Menopause, and thus, Grandmothers do not act in a harmful way towards any men.
Man, I can't believe what that bitch did to me. She got the Seed of evil for sure

Everything was going great between us, but then she just dumped me out of no where. She is probably fucking someone else. God damn seed of evil
by Lahmead July 14, 2009
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