When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.
Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.
by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018
Get the River dumpsmug. "In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
by RP December 31, 2004
Get the Joan Riversmug. When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
by JPhat December 21, 2005
Get the raging rivermug. A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
by Respec February 7, 2018
Get the Gold Rivermug. -lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer
-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?
by Lig October 10, 2003
Get the Rivers Cuomomug. A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
by sharkboy4eva January 8, 2012
Get the Mississippi Rivermug. Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
by hoodriverrat July 1, 2015
Get the Hood Rivermug.