Who can relate WHOO

something Logic says in a song about wanting to kill yourself

Me: I want to die

Adam; Who can relate WHOO

Me: thanks vro

by justgavemynibbahEad October 19, 2017

reality tv

On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.

Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.

See: Professional Sports

by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.

Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2020

work related nasal challenge

When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."

Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.

by Crate Obscure September 12, 2005

organ recital

1) When someone complains about their health problems at length.

2) Music concert featuring an organ (musical instrument).

1) person-A: "I was looking forward to a good discussion, but they kept talking about their aches and pains and I couldn't get a word in edgewise."
person-B: "Ugh, another organ recital?"
person-A: "It totally was."

2) person-C: I'm in the mood for music.
person-D: I'm going out tonight to listen to an organ recital. Want to come with?
person-C: Sure, that sounds great.

by too-many-grouchy-people May 20, 2009

Reality

Located in the farthest region of sanity, Reality is many a splendored place. The grass broken and brown and the air smells like chlorofluorocarbons heated to a temperature that is most unnatural. Sounds are often harsh, crashing through the inner membrane of every cell in your body. Everything here is sharp, jagged. Not many people enjoy it there, but often have not a choice.

But do not fear, there is an escape. Beveranges, ranging in potency from that of chocolate milk to vodka, can prevent contact with this most fatal of worlds. The best psychiatric developments, such as LSD, take the "tourist" as we call them, far, far out of the boundaries of Reality.
Possible side effects are death, brain damage, and more death.

"Dude, where are we? It's so hot here, and everything is prickly!"

-"I don't know what this place is, but I don't like it...I've heard on the news that it's called....Reality? How do we get somewhere else?"

"Have you heard about the new product? I can't remember what it's called...LMD....LF....LSD! That's it! Through this genious spaceship, we can go anywhere!"

(Together) "Hooray for science!"

by Tha T. Guy May 28, 2008

recite

to say a poem, piece of literature etc that you have learned, for people to listen to

I've been reciting poetry since i was three years old
recite means to say a poem

by mahmood.Kia November 3, 2013