A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}
by D-Shiznit June 05, 2005
Get the Bill O'Reilly mug.A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.
I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.
by D-Shiznit August 20, 2007
Get the patriot mug.An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005
Get the cigarette mug.In today's wishy-washy society, anyone who has the guts to stand up for what they believe in when (esp. what they believe in is unpopular) is labelled as narrow minded because everyone else is so open minded that, in many cases, their brains have fallen out.
by D-Shiznit July 28, 2005
Get the narrow minded mug.A person who, instead of answering questions on Yahoo! Answers, posts corrections to their grammar or spelling, usually followed by ad-hominem attacks against them based on the imperfections therein.
I hate spellastards!
by D-Shiznit January 11, 2009
Get the spellastard mug.Yahoo! Answers is a site wherein only politically correct questions and answers that don't offend even the easiest people to offend are allowed and where if you aren't a slave to their anal retentive guidelines you are treated as an outcast and your account is eventually deleted.
The Yahoo! Answers staff need to pull their heads out of their butts because they delete questions and answers (and even accounts) without even paying much attention to whether they genuinely deserve to be deleted.
by D-Shiznit August 15, 2007
Get the Yahoo! Answers mug.1. A guitar designed so that it may be strummed with the left hand rather than standard guitars, whose body and string arrangement are designed to be strummed with the right hand.
2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.
2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.
1. I own a regular guitar, but it's strung like a lefty so that I can play it.
2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.
2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.
by D-Shiznit July 07, 2005
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