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Bill O'Reilly

A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.

See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}
by D-Shiznit June 5, 2005
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cigarette

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005
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patriot

A real patriot is someone who loves their country enough to speak up when they see something that needs to be changed; not someone who blindly assumes that their government knows best and is always right no matter what.
I am a patriot in the real sense of the word, not the post-9/11 "if you don't kiss our government's butt you're not a real patriot" sense.
by D-Shiznit August 20, 2007
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narrow minded

A label people stick on anyone who firmly believes anything at all.
In today's wishy-washy society, anyone who has the guts to stand up for what they believe in when (esp. what they believe in is unpopular) is labelled as narrow minded because everyone else is so open minded that, in many cases, their brains have fallen out.
by D-Shiznit July 28, 2005
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trailer park

A Small community of people who live in trailers.

Contrary to popular stereotype-driven belief that all trailer parks are full of white trash losers, there are plenty of perfectly decent blue collar people who live in them that, for one or another set of circumstances, can't afford to live in a regular house.
There are plenty of low-lives who live in houses just as there are plenty of good people who live in trailer parks.
by D-Shiznit September 7, 2007
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got jokes

being funny
You knoe I got jokes man.
by d-shiznit July 1, 2003
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work ethic

The apparently foreign concept (at least in the the U.S.) that people should work hard to get the job done no matter how much they're being paid.
If people in this country had better work ethic, we wouldn't have to outsource and the illegal immigrants wouldn't be "stealing" jobs from us.
by D-Shiznit November 12, 2006
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