Professor Hotfruit

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.

Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."

by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 12, 2010

Professor B

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.

Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!

by The Dr. PB August 18, 2013

professorery

Characteristics that makes one seem professor like i.e elbow patches and smoking a pipe.

That guy has no idea about anything but with that coat he is all professorery and shit.

by O4bro December 25, 2016

Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.

I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.

by Zendalia February 18, 2017

Professor Ryan

A Professor on a Harry Potter server. He is a horrible and rude person. He is telling other people that they are fake or that their boyfriends are fake. He is very lonely and he has no friends. That's why he is bullying other people. All he wants is attention.

Curtis: Oh my lord. All he wants is attention. He must be Professor Ryan

by Wizabell January 4, 2018

Professor Ryan

A prep that is a professor on a hp server that tells everyone that they are fake. Obviously, he is the fakest person on earth. He tells other people that they are fake to get attention because he has no friends and loves attention. People don't like him and just want to get rid of him but he won't go. Most people define him a prep because he acts like one.

Curtis: Oh my lord. He just wants attention. He must be a Professor Ryan

by Wizabell January 5, 2018

Professor Genius

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same

Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*

by kople700 July 22, 2018