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Productive procrastination 

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.
I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.
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procrastination 

Work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. The cycle of work in reverse: you feel good lounging around but you realized you screwed up later.
(Looking at F) "Darn I guess I shouldm't have procrastinatingfor that test, huh?"
procrastination by nikkan_hanil September 15, 2004

promcrastinate 

To put off asking someone to prom so long that it's too late.
Damn, I promcrastinated and now I'm stuck with this ugly bitch.

Procrastinating 

You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.
No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!
Procrastinating by electricspider93 September 28, 2014

Procrastination 

Procrastination is a term used to identify with most people aged from 11-forever. Procrastination is the process by which one gets bored doing meaningful work and proceeds to go trolling for memes or other things on the internet. One form of procrastination is ironically coming up with the defintion of procrastination which happens to be what im doing right now.
PROCRASTINATION. 'NUFF SAID.

semi-productive procrastination 

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.
friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

Procrastinatorily Motivated 

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.
I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.