procrastobation

To kill time or to avoid doing something in the act of masturbating

woah man i really didn't want to do my homework yesterday so I procrastobated all night

Teacher- " Kids procrastobation is a really bad habit , you should turn your homework in on time"

by sexy geenie December 21, 2010

Procrastination

Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.

Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.

by MadamexXx February 19, 2009

Procrastination

Meaning your suffering from it right now, Get to your fucking homework!!

Procrastination is a great excuse for missing homework.

by Swag Magee XII April 13, 2015

Procrastination

sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for

Rachel does the procrastination all day long during finals week.

by kwheels December 9, 2010

procrastinationbation

masturbation that is used as an excuse to procrastinate doing something

Guy1: Dude, I didn't get around to my history paper last night... i had a bad case of procrastinationbation. I couldn't get off the porn!
Guy2: SMH.

by 2kewl4psuedonyms September 24, 2011

procrasteanation

Procrastination through the brewing of tea, and drinking thereof.

I was trying to revise, but my thirst for tea caused many bouts of procrasteanation.

by WiederVerwendbar February 21, 2014

Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.

"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."

by Supr€m€ March 27, 2016