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beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013
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mouth piece

When you can spit the sweetest game and talk your way out any situation.
Joe: "Mike cheated on that breezy like four times already and she's still payin his bills!"
Luck: "Dat's cuz that's fools got a mouth piece homie."
by NDNpimptress January 14, 2007
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Do you want a piece of me?

Neil: hey dude you've got a bad choice!
Mark: Dude! Do you want a piece of me? !! :P
by Aphrodite Lefonte December 27, 2011
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sniff piece

Another name for one's nose or nasal organ. Also commonly referred to as a snout, nozzle, muzzle, beak, honker, bill, or schnoz. This slang term was first coined and used in Lawrenceville, NJ, in 2004.
"When that keg hit me in the face I thought I broke my sniff piece for sure."
by Brian Foulke June 24, 2005
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One Piece

The best show in the world. Recently, in the Japanese version, Monkey D Luffy and the Straw Hat Pirates stormed Enies Island, the World Government's Stronghold, and totally owned in like 7 degrees of ass.

No one's done that in 100 years, so now Luffy is like super famous among a bunch of pirates all over the world.
One Piece is sexually great. I jack off to it alot. And there are no sex scenes. I jack off to the fight scenes.
by ONE PIECE RAWKZ September 12, 2006
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Bone piece

Stop trying to hide your bone piece man, everyone sees the tent.
by Johnnyboy414 July 31, 2009
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