PMS

Man, I've smoked so much pot, I think I have PMS.

by Piff Lyons October 30, 2006

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Something girls make up, to excuse their lack of self-control. A load of bull.

(And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)

Girl: God, I love you!
Guy: Love you, too, babe.
Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive!
Guy: ...
Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS.
Guy: Give me a break.

by NightOwlsAreBetter September 03, 2006

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1. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
2. Pre-Mature Sex

1. OMG!! SHE IS PMS-ING!!!
2. GUY- WANNA SMASH?

GIRL NO THAT WOULD BE PMS, I'M 12.

by WASSSSSSSSZUUUPPPPP June 01, 2018

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PMS in the textbook is premenstral. PMS can also stand for Pretty Mean Sister or Pissy, Moody and Snappy.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a couple of days? Yeah, she's having that special time.....

Guy 1: Man she is pms

Guy 2: premenstral?
Guy 1: no she's pissy, moody and snappy

Guy 2: ohhh snap

by b&m1788 May 16, 2015

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