pheasant

a short farm bird consisting of two legs, wings and a tail. it likes to poke at random rectums and sniff them until passing out cold. This bird is sometimes refered to as "Jesse" or "Jesse the flying cat". It likes to befriend random cats on the street and take them home claiming "they are free!" This taking home of the cats is a rare disease refered to as Ilikeadacats-acitis. The only cure for this disease is forcing a feline of his choice to poop upon his face.

"WTF, that pheasant stole my feline freind!"
"I hope i never get Ilikeadacats-acitis!"

by Compton III January 6, 2006

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phear

a group of vampire bats.

I'm afraid of vampire bats. I was attacked by a phear of them when I was little.
also
Dracula kept a phear of vampire bats as pets.

by BandNerds May 19, 2013

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pheasant plucker

pleasant fucker; a corruption first overheard at a Haddasah lunch meeting.

"So, Evelyn, I hear you're seeing Mortie Freedman. He's a pheasant plucker?"

"Yes, Joyce, and a svell dancer, too."

by Supaju August 6, 2008

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PHED

Acronym
Pubic Hair Entanglement Disorder or pubitanglia

Try this new shampoo expecially formulated to prevent PHED.

by Felatio Do Good April 2, 2010

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Pheasant

Fez(è)nt

Adjective

A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,

Ram tradesman/express/HFE,

Tundra SR/SR5.

Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person

Bow down to my Limited you pheasants!

Nice cloth seats pheasant.

by Tollingdictionary January 25, 2019

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