someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.
Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.
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Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"
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An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.
Also written, "philosophicool"
Also written, "philosophicool"
Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."
Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."
Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."
by Falcornia October 10, 2011
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Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!
by photorobert August 8, 2012
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by Cleer Mynd August 10, 2012
Get the philosofuck mug.v. The act of forcibly projecting one's personal beliefs onto an unwilling second or third party; often a captive audience.
- "Hey, did you just see that commercial!? The Humane Society totally just philosoraped us!"
- "You went to Catholic school? Man, I bet you were philosoraped everyday."
- "You went to Catholic school? Man, I bet you were philosoraped everyday."
by JL, Temple February 19, 2013
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