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agnostic philosophist

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.
Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
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Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.
Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"
by JuneEagle May 23, 2018
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Philosophi-cool

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"
Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."
by Falcornia October 10, 2011
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philosiraptor

a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like Facebook and Tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.
Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!
by photorobert August 8, 2012
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philosofuck

One who spews their pathetic philosophy in a pretentious manor.
When Marvin said, "Well, if you just sit here and do nothing, you're guaranteed to fail," Jimmy responded, "thanks for the news, philosofuck!"
by Cleer Mynd August 10, 2012
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Philosorape

v. The act of forcibly projecting one's personal beliefs onto an unwilling second or third party; often a captive audience.
- "Hey, did you just see that commercial!? The Humane Society totally just philosoraped us!"
- "You went to Catholic school? Man, I bet you were philosoraped everyday."
by JL, Temple February 19, 2013
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philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you
"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"
by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015
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