Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
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1. to cause your team to lose a critical game by causing a goal;
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3. to let down all of the fans of a team when a win is in sight;
4. to cause an instant GASP heard around the world when you make a very public, fatal blunder;
5. to throw a game.
Similar to "the kick heard around the world," in the Ace Ventura movie.
1. to cause your team to lose a critical game by causing a goal;
2. to destroy the hopes and dreams of 30 team mates in pursuit of a national title;
3. to let down all of the fans of a team when a win is in sight;
4. to cause an instant GASP heard around the world when you make a very public, fatal blunder;
5. to throw a game.
Similar to "the kick heard around the world," in the Ace Ventura movie.
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