Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016

per head

Another way of saying "for each person." Is typically used for accounting calculation purposes

The cost of one Executive Seating to see the Blue Angels perform at Naval Air Facility El Centro is $60 per head.

by DJRayRay May 3, 2016

Per kristian

Per kristian looks like a mailbox

Look there is per kristian, no wait it’s just a mailbox

by The evil gamer October 22, 2019

Per

A name used for the friends who are the most important to you.

you know you are perfect Per.

by Sol420 October 23, 2019

per

A saying to agree with someone

Person 1:“God Ryan Renolds is so hot”
Person 2: “per😍”

by lilliealex November 21, 2021

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Weirdo Pers

Someone isolated from others and believes his own weird truths

What does it means that Russians are African nation? Stop being weirdo Pers

by JoshHockenson November 20, 2021