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pendulous orbs

Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.
by Darby January 22, 2004
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pendulum

The act of a female that practices kegel exercises, kneels on top of a man, inserts his junk, squeezes, and picks him up. Then proceeds to swing him to and fro.
She might be a big ol girl, but she can pick up a Cummins Dodge with that shit like a pendulum.
by @$$LikeAJapaneseFlag October 31, 2011
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pedunkle

On a male, the skin-worm that runs from your scrotum to your asshole along your gooch.

Rumor has it, this is where God placed your internal stuffing and sewed you up.
I really like it when Janice strokes my pedunkle.
by CasualJ December 2, 2007
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pendejo

a hispanic asshole, can be used as a term of endearment.
"Yo pendejo, nice mags."
by Alex Collados Nunez December 13, 2002
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sexual pendulum

A sexuality that is very fluid or fluctuates often.

Imagine two perpendicular lines. One of them is a continuum between 100% asexual one one end and 100% hypersexual on the other end. The other line is a continuum between strictly homosexual on one end and strictly heterosexual on the other end. Their sexual preference falls in random spots respective to those two lines, as if you were to dangle a pendulum above them and swing it in a circle.
Some days, Sally feels asexual, but other days she feels hypersexual. Sometimes she likes girls, sometimes she likes boys, sometimes she likes nonbinary people, sometimes she does not prefer either of the two nor anything in between. Sally labels her fluid sexuality as the sexual pendulum.
by precious little lamb January 27, 2016
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panduh

Panduh... A ultimate panda. One who has interesting technique of fighting and is quite unpredictable. Very intelligent though he may not seem like it. Can also make some great relationships with fellow people he meets. Very trustworthy and a very good friend though he will insult you when he feels like it. Also uses common sense and understands people more than others. Doesn't make AS stupid decisions as others making him more mature than others as well. Not a single other panda can match up to this one.
Panduh is such a great friend to talk to!
by InCompletePanduh November 6, 2017
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Pendejo Hill Assist

an individual driving dowhill and realizes that gravity has accelerated the vehicle without his/her knowledge ie.. not accelerating via gas pedal. at which point has to regain control thus applying heavy break pressure and causing a chain reaction slowdown on the highway.
wow! We sure do have alot drivers with Pendejo Hill Assist driving today.
by Danolifer2401 May 26, 2020
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