Parrot

The best thing you can get your child as a pet they are awesome, cute funny, and amazing

Me: dad I wanna parrot
Dad: well dang, sure, I’ll give you one!

by Pseudonymdrawmada February 21, 2019

Le Patron

Usually cool kids named Jorge or Quentin. Who are extremely boss,clean, fresh, or as simple as amazing between the sheets with women.

Girl: Quentin and Jorge are Le Patron.

Other Girl: I know huh!!!!

by The Boss1018 August 6, 2011

patron on ice

patron is tequila so this means tequila on ice

give me a shot of patron on ice

by urmomsdad December 21, 2008

patronize

Talking to someone as if they were ignorant or stupid. Often said after a sarcastic statement.

Fox: Evening gents, Did we lose something?

Wolf: Don't patronize me, I know where your allegiance lies.

by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006

If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

by Smackaine January 27, 2011

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

by bonnet August 23, 2006