The Sticky Ostrich is a sexual performance that requires a beach, and a wicked sense of humor. First steps for a "sticky ostrich", you must make a sand castle that requires enough sand to make a hole,( this step is to not arouse suspicions from one's partner). Once the hole is a well sized for partners head proceed with any chosen style of intercourse. Apon the time of climax is about to be achieved ask said partner to get on their knees to receive your seed. If everything is in order you should now be able to coat your lovers face in your warm ejaculate and forcefully shove their head into the pre-dug hole, and thus completing the "Sticky Ostrich".
(Bro#1)"Hey bro, Sandra looked pretty pissed, and her face was covered in sand." (Brosep,numero dose)"Hell yeah bruh!, I just gave her the Sticky Ostrich!" (Original Bromegõ) "OHHH Nice!, I knew something was up when I saw that dope sand castle over there!"
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by SatiricalFox November 15, 2022
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by 42matter November 26, 2021
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The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
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Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
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