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Get the Option C mug.When a group of overpaid adults spend 45 minutes white-boarding five increasingly unhinged solutions to a simple problem — complete with microservices, event queues, and at least one person drawing arrows that connect to nothing — and then someone joins the call late, skims the last 30 seconds of chat, and goes "wait, why don't we just…"
That's Option 6. It wasn't on the board. It required no suffering to discover. It works.
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Always delivered by someone who missed the entire descent into madness
Causes instant relief and a faint, inexplicable shame
Meeting ends within 4 minutes of Option 6 being named
The person who suggested Options 1–5 will not make eye contact
That's Option 6. It wasn't on the board. It required no suffering to discover. It works.
Usage notes:
Always delivered by someone who missed the entire descent into madness
Causes instant relief and a faint, inexplicable shame
Meeting ends within 4 minutes of Option 6 being named
The person who suggested Options 1–5 will not make eye contact
43 minutes of architecture
"Okay so Option 3 needs a new Lambda, Option 4 requires buy-in from Platform, and Option 5 might violate GDPR—"
someone joins
"Hey sorry, back-to-back meetings. What are we solving?"
30 second summary later
"Oh. what about option six - just change the config?"
silence
"Okay so Option 3 needs a new Lambda, Option 4 requires buy-in from Platform, and Option 5 might violate GDPR—"
someone joins
"Hey sorry, back-to-back meetings. What are we solving?"
30 second summary later
"Oh. what about option six - just change the config?"
silence
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A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.
Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.
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