jizz paste

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth

I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste

by That dud July 02, 2017

past dictionary

some weird dictionary with real definitions

guy1: hey did you read the past dictionary
guy2: wtf is that
guy1:i smell a boomer

by ;-; h e l p October 14, 2020

creation paste

semen
The gametes of a male that unite with the gametes of a female to form a zygote.

the bleach smelling stuff that is released upon the orgasm.

"Dood why does it smell like bleach in the bathroom" "oh sorry i was wanking off and left my creation paste in the sink

by bumtickler September 17, 2010

man paste

See man custard

Indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste

by mercunium November 11, 2003

copy and paste

Selling a thought, information, or style as your own to a neophyte so others can be impressd by your knowledge, even though you spent the last 78 minutes on the Internet looking up the info you are spewing.

The guys I work with copy and paste info to the customers so they can assert their 'GURU' status.

by juan phat kat November 27, 2010

paste-taste

Adjective - def; To completely and utterly butcher a word or words in everyday conversation.

"Man, I don't know if I would want to infratai... infert.... ENTERTAIN an idea like that."

"Dude, you just paste-tasted the hell outta that one."

This descriptive term made famous by the constantly paste-tasting "Original".

by AceTW August 01, 2004

Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 17, 2008