To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
by ARLM September 19, 2010
Get the Slap and Nap mug.aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.
"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."
by Numero Two February 23, 2009
Get the Whiskey Nap mug.A form of affection between a couple that is considered the upgraded or advanced version of spooning. Banana skin is smooth and thick, and the flesh is creamy white and soft. When two Bananas lay against each other they are having a Banana Nap.
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Get the struggle nap mug.an affliction following an excessive amount of drinking that includes vomiting and a short respite before resuming drinking.
verb (used with or without object), puke nap, puk·ing nap (Slang)
verb (used with or without object), puke nap, puk·ing nap (Slang)
I was day drinking and puked, then took a nap before happy hour.
Arron drank too many mai tais during the timeshare presentation and had to take a puke nap before the birthday party started later that night.
Arron drank too many mai tais during the timeshare presentation and had to take a puke nap before the birthday party started later that night.
by bruinlover86 April 2, 2019
Get the puke nap mug.1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.
2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.
2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.
John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.
Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.
Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.
by funnyJill August 8, 2012
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