That one friend in your group who you secretly hate because they are always borrowing money, food, cigarettes, etc. And never pay you back or show appreciation. They expect everything to be handed to them in life.
My friend just sits at the bar all night waiting for guys to buy her drinks, she's such a moochapotamus.
by chellington September 4, 2010
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Get the Monthaversary mug.the period from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve, where anything you do has to be to the fullest and no rules apply. Eat, drink and be merry daily, and worry about your liver, your bulging waistline, and your job and other commitments in the remaining dark days of winter.
As an added bonus, living so excessively in this time period gives you the perfect New Year's resolution - just stop being so irresponsible!
As an added bonus, living so excessively in this time period gives you the perfect New Year's resolution - just stop being so irresponsible!
Johnny: I went out until 3am Tuesday night, slept through two meetings, came to work at 2pm and left at 5pm for happy hour, where I ate the entire appetizer sampler platter for 4 by myself.
Chris: Aren't you worried about your job? Or your health?
Johnny: Month of excess!!
Chris: Aren't you worried about your job? Or your health?
Johnny: Month of excess!!
by holler! December 2, 2010
Get the month of excess mug.When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.
Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
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Get the MoochieHBTL mug.Noun: A woman who uses sex for material gain.
Verb: To use sex for material gain.
A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.
Verb: To use sex for material gain.
A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.
by Diva Dahling January 10, 2012
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To borrow your stuff.
To borrow your stuff.
S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any
T- You asked yesterday and the day before
S- Please
T- You’re the King Moocher
T- You asked yesterday and the day before
S- Please
T- You’re the King Moocher
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