by GlassButterfly May 30, 2015
The President of the United States of America is banning all Moose Lambs from trying to enter the country illegally...
by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017
by Joe - Bebe January 11, 2013
A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.
Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!
by DaMayn December 08, 2008
The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
by julio montoya December 23, 2011
refers to a drunk, non bathing homeless person or day labor worker who totes all belongings around on back. Can be found sleeping in park, drinking nature ice, and smoking crack. orgin - clearwater, florida, chips selter.
by c-minus February 23, 2008
by un mooseable May 17, 2017