monobob

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

When Bryan discovered he could suck his own dick he was monobobbin' all night long.

by Jonas Grumby February 14, 2022

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Monopoly Complex

A feeling someone has where they think everyone is playing Monopoly wrong once they themselves learn all the rules of the game.

John: I bet those people over there are playing Monopoly wrong. I could teach them the rules.

John 2: I think you have a Monopoly Complex

John 3: Get help

by Kid named Finger June 13, 2022

Monogoner

Noun- /Mə'nägəmer/
A One weiner lady

You can't come over, I'm a monogoner!

by LuluLeiberBitches August 5, 2023

Hall Monopolizers

When a large group of people are coming down the opposite direction in a hallway and refuse to move over to let you by.

Yeah, I was walking to my next class and this group of hall monopolizers wouldn't let me by so I had to scoot over against the wall.

by gilnokoibito January 24, 2011

sidewalk monopoly

When a large group of slow moving people won't let you walk as quickly down the sidewalk as you would like to.

Joe: Man, I can't stand these sidewalk monopoly divas.

Bob: These what?

Joe: Never mind.

by plantsneedwaterman June 1, 2015

Alec Monopoly

The post-modern graffiti artist who epitomizes living a boiler lifestyle centered around hyper-materialism. The artist's use of the monopoly man represents abstract artistic condensation, while enjoying a jovial spirit linked to extreme capitalist and consumerist ideals.

We have an Alec Monopoly in the house. It's a super trap; should be featured on Cribs.

by babbo2019 September 11, 2019