Monk moment

When someone exhibits compulsive, obsessive behavior who otherwise doesn't behave in such a manner. Derived from the "Monk" television show.

Amy had a Monk moment when she arranged the cans in her kitchen cabinet from largest to smallest.

by Scoobyduder March 14, 2006

monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

Monk ass

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.

‘I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’

by Sick lad 420 August 25, 2018

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

Le Monke

Le Monke is me. I am Le Monke. You will join my colony. No exceptions.

"Le Monke is our life. Our Truth!"

by TheOneAndOnlyLeMonke October 10, 2019

Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

David Monks

Lead singer/Bassist of the band Tokyo Police Club

person1:David Monks has major talent
person2: cha

by Pen;; July 28, 2006