chode mongler

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it

Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*

by scrub dog millionare January 20, 2016

mincle

sombody u love or adore.... pronounced minsell

cian: Hey Niamh my little mincle pop!

Niamh: Fuck off Cian you stalker!

by Cheeseyboi July 6, 2009

mongle

To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.

Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

Cock Mongler

Someone that enjoys playing with their penis in a public area.

I saw this old cock mongler playing with his junk in church

by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006

Moncè

The most beautiful and talented guy you’ll ever meet in life aka raps royal prince. With a heart of gold & and sharp tongue, he knows EXACTLY what to say to comfort you or tear you to shreds. A sweetheart with a mean streak & a mean flow. Don’t piss him off; he known to take off heads. But if you soothe the savage beast with food he should calm down.

“He killing this rap game. He’s the new Moncè😍!”

by Rap Royalty Keeper May 7, 2018

Ass Moncher

Name for a person that is a complete douchebag;
Name for a gay man who monches, or eats ass;
A Nickname for anybody who is pissing you off currently.

Nahh, man, he's being a total Ass Moncher

by SMDKATIE! April 3, 2011

Arabian Monocle

A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.

Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"

Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."

IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."

by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011