manafucked

Term used by agitated players of the collectible card game Magic to describe a state of unequal distribution of land cards.

"Awww fuck fuck fuck, goddamnit all! This is NOT need right now- damnit I'm so being manafucked up the ass here!!!"

by The Brainfuckler April 7, 2008

mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.

This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.

by anon November 19, 2004

Mona vale

Mona vale full of adlays come here to be rolled or get your head stomped with the youth yungins in the kiddy park on top of the shade cloth run by Mona boys who smoke cones at smokers and back of village park

Where’s the sesh at? Village park Mona vale

by Doin der March 31, 2021

The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

Manafucked

That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.

I thought I could get away with helping Donald Trump collide with the Russian Government but then Mueller came around and I got Manafucked in the ass.

by Girlonfire3211 October 30, 2017

moafucka

1. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable or unbearable person.
2. Something regarded as thoroughly frustrating, despicable or unpleasant.

pl. moafuckaz

"Y'all moafuckaz don't be fuckin' wit my shit."

by stevobelievo April 20, 2003