midget fist

To punch someone in the balls

If that dude doesn't shut up, I'm going to midget fist him and make him wish he had.

by Judas April 07, 2005

Midget Porn

A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.

-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.

by y0Sambo April 12, 2014

Grumbling Midget

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 25, 2006

Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool

You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.

by MegzAnn August 20, 2010

Midget Twisted

When your a little high on weed and buzzed on alcohol. But still a little bit of both

I'm feeling good. I midget twisted

by yolocrayboy September 13, 2016

piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

by LesG June 25, 2018

midget sips

Nursing your drink, taking small sips.

Why you front in clubs for hours with the same bottle
Takin midget sips I run wit the richest cliques

-Big L

by Jaytae March 23, 2006