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Matus

Verb, To throw up on yourself and fart at the same time.
"Oh shit guys, I just Matussee all over myself."
by To Scott Matus August 6, 2015
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Maus

An angered Newgrounds BBS moderator. Who is also a self-proclamied lesbian.

Maus is loved by the majority of the Newgrounds BBS.
I love that Maus bitch

Maus will lock your faggy topic

"If Maus was a can of pepsi, how would you drink her?"
by Owner of the Internet July 18, 2008
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Magus Machine

God of account jacking in the world of GameFAQs spinoffs.
Wow, Magus Machine sure is better than me!
by CJayC November 13, 2003
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Manusha

She is a manusha.
by Azifa September 13, 2020
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madushi

Another term for a douche, or a type of a sushi
John is a madushi
by Jonconer November 18, 2010
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Text Manus

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A brand new epidemic of Manus has been discovered to be spreading around the globe via electronic devices such as cellular phones and other portable communication accessories.

The virus takes the form of an e-mail or text (SMS) message, and contains two deadly words: “Text” and “Manus” The message may also contain other words as well, trying to disguise its true form, but it still has the same effect no matter how many letters are displayed.

In order to get rid of the Text Manus, (Codenamed TM) you must forward the message in question onto another contact, then delete the original TM as soon as possible. The same rules apply as normal Manus, you are protected once you have passed the TM on, but if it falls into your hands, it has disastrous effects. The only difference between TM and palm-slapping Manus is that there is no way of blocking an incoming transmission
Phone: Beep Beep
User: Hmm, I have a message from an unknown number, let me see what it says

A short while later...

AHHHHHHHH I GOT TEXT MANUS! I GOTTA PASS IT ON ASAP!
by C Norris May 22, 2006
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Matushan

The definition of Matushan, is usually a Sri Lankian person who owns a curry shop, and get easily angry.
"He's such a Matushan."
by pseudonym932 February 8, 2022
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