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Like a loaf of bread

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.
"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"
by SwimUpRiver February 2, 2016
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Archers of Loaf

Possibly the greatest Indie Rock band in the World. Hailing from Chapel Hill, North Carolina. These guys MADE the scene in North Carolina. Spawning many other bands in the Noise Indie genre, such as Polvo and Superchunk.
Did you go see the AoL show? It was teriff!
by Zorlock April 25, 2005
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Courtney Loaf

The alcoholic poo that comes the day after a very hard night of drinking. It usually smells like the substance one imbibed the night before.
"Sally drank so much last night the Courtney Loaf she laid the next morning made the whole bathroom smell like rum."
by SisterPiston January 19, 2010
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"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.
If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".
by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006
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loafism

Loafism:

(one who practices Loafism shall be called a Loafismer)

You may ask, how does one become a Loafismer? Well, an angel has this to say upon the very subject: "At worship services new members may be initiated into Loafism, if found acceptable." there are no other requirements because we don't need a better reason.

A set of beliefs one can follow, but you really don't have to, these are purely suggestions.

Loafism and the Individual:

A List of commandments:

-Thou shall worship ska, the holiest form of prayer
-Thou shall play more than one musical instrument
-Thou shall worship thine holiest form of transport, the Loafmobile (hazard lights and windshield wipers are not optional and driving forwards or using the gear symbolized by a number or the letter "D" is also generally frowned upon, seatbelts required or you may become the target of shoefu, explained later)
-Thou shalt not underestimate the awesome power of sleep
-Thou shalt not perform chores, or appear to find solace in chores
-Thou Shalt not enjoy homework.... ever!

If you fail to heed these

You may end up getting yourself "Loafed"

Loafed: to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect. Unless the offense annoys the crap out of a fellow Loafismer, then the ritual of ShoeFu ensues, but one can forgo protocol and just skip Loafing, because there really isn't a protocol!

ShoeFu: "The national sport of Loafism which is practiced throughout most worship sessions. This competition takes place whenever a believer may get on another’s nerve, or may be practiced purely for amusement. The act of ShoeFu is accomplished by removing one’s own foot apparel and bludgeoning another fellow Loafismer."
Loafism, for those of us to lazy to pick a religion.
by Kevin Hamilton December 15, 2008
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Loadaroo

1. Adj- excessively drunk, in a cheerful and non-destructive manner.

2. Proper Noun (Unauthorized; Specific to Ontario, Canada): Cousin to Polkaroo, the large polkadot kangaroo of children's TV classic "The Polka Dot Door". Where Polkaroo is a bastion of good morals and says only the word "Polkaroo!"(and incidental sexism, as adult males never see him), Loadaroo is a fell beast whose haunting cries (Loadaroo!) induce debauchery in all those who hear him.
1. Adj- "Man, he is loadaroo! We should have what he's having."

2. Proper Noun "Did you see the Captain? He's heard the call of Loadaroo. I foresee bad things for anyone who goes out with him tonight."
by MorganintheWilderness August 30, 2011
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Lafayette Corn Drive

The process of shoving a fully grown corn cob up your own anus for pleasure.
I heard Logan giving himslef a Lafayette Corn Drive last night. It was very disturbing because his moans sounded very feminine.
by ICP Hater 19 October 18, 2011
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