Lacey 

A beautiful female. With long, dark hair. She has such pretty eyes. She is very well endowed in the breast department. She rarely wore finger nail polish. Her nails were natural. When she gave you attention, you felt like you were the only person on earth. I loved to kiss her. She is the last girl I've kissed. She is such a hard worker, and a very dedicated mother. I cannot figure out to this day why she isn't married. She stays on my mind constantly. I wish Lacey would give me another chance. The only girl I've ever trusted.

DAMMMNNN!....That girl is fine....She could be your Lacey.

Lacey by winsomelosum February 12, 2018

zedis lapedis 

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute

Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"

zedis lapedis by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010

drippy laredo

While receiving felatio, before you orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and ejaculate in their ear.

Man 1: I don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.

drippy laredo by a caterer January 20, 2011

check your laces 

To encourage caution when someone may be in danger of "tripping".

i.e. relax; don't get your panties in a twist; cool it, easy killer.

The situation: You are playing basketball and a friend gets mad because he thinks you fouled him too hard. He gets all up in your face, tries to start a fight, so you say, "Yo man. Back off. For real man, check your laces. You're tripping."

check your laces by cptn_dantastic March 7, 2010

happy bit-lated birthday 

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

happy bit-lated birthday by augustonovato April 22, 2010

Lace-Curtain Irish

a person of Irish descent who, because of family money, is accepted into WASP society; tends to act, speak, and dress like a member of the upper-class WASP establishment.

That lace-curtain Irish bastard wouldn't last a minute in Southie.

Lace-Curtain Irish by LCIMAN January 24, 2009

LACERAPE 

LACERAPE directly refers to Machine Gun Kelly's(MGK) music, as his last mixtape was titled "Lace Up". It is without a doubt some of the most inspiring music you will ever hear, even Lace Up itself means to get through hard times knowing things will get better, so to never give up which is one of the many reasons MGK is as far as he is today. The term "LaceRape" refers to the first time a new person hears his music because all will instantly be astonished at the level of talent as well as motivation and dedication he puts into the inspirational music. His appreciation of the fans is never overlooked and just adds to how hard u get LaceRaped.

(NOVEMBER 18TH) John: Hey man, I skipped school for the release of "Lace Up"!
Twellvs: Way ahead of u man, I skipped yesterday to get ready for it and today to listen to it.
John: Thats whats up! This malbum is amazing.
Twellvs: Ye forreal, I just listened to all 16 tracks, dialed 911 and filed sexual assault cuz i got fuckin LACERAPED!
John: Ya I just asked my mom to take me out to a restaurant cuz i like to get wine-n-dined before i get LACERAPED!
Twellvs: #LTFU

LACERAPE by TWELLVS June 29, 2011