the knee

The knee is a pre-foreplay activity used by a man to stimulate a woman. During the usage of the knee, the mans knee is pressed against the female genitalia and either rotated or moved side-to-side. If performed correctly the knee can cause a woman to completely give herself up to the male. The knee is an artform which many attempt, but few master.

The knee was invented in the 1990s by an elite sexual group of american gingers. Some misconceptions about the knee is that a girl can get pregnant from the knee, and that the knee can transfer sexually transmitted diseases.

When using the knee the most common mistake is to use excessive force as well as slamming the knee into the vagina. While some vaginas are leathery and can handle excessive slamming action, most are tender and can be damaged permanently.

Girl 1: Ugh, I'm in such Pain.
Girl 2: Let me guess, Chad performed "the knee" on you again didn't he?
Girl 1: Yeah. :(

Girl 1: Wow I feel amazing today.
Girl 2: Why, did you get a good kneeing last night?
Girl 1: Hells yes!

by KneeMaster July 22, 2012

knee deep

to be in knee deep means to be in a situation to a great extent, generally "knee deep in trouble". It can also be literally knee deep, for instance "knee deep in he dead" from DooM.

by Aratos November 2, 2003

I took an arrow to the knee

Catch phrase from the game 'The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim' in which the guards have a repeating phrase throughout the game. Sparked an internet meme, including much fan art and responses from other existing memes.

'I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

by Arswaw December 15, 2011

knee trembler

Copulation while standing up.

We had a knee trembler behind the garage.

by Donald July 7, 2003

Arrow in the knee

Meme based on a quote from Bethesda's RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Guards would frequently tell the player "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." The Internet joke modifies the independent clause to make it relevant to the topic.

I used to think arrow in the knee jokes were funny, but then I took an arrow in the knee. It wasn't funny.

by Brawldud June 10, 2012

knee orgasm

A knee orgasm is achieved by placing all fingers in the middle of the knee, then dragging each outwards at the same time. It produces a tingly, pleasurable sensation; thus it is called a knee orgasm. Or, for short, kneegasm.

I gave Ruben a knee orgasm in class, he squealed and begged for it again and again.

by woowooooo March 22, 2005

knee deep

usually ends with the words "in shit"

I dont have time to deal with you assholes, cause I'm knee deep in shit!

by James Bourne November 2, 2003