Kristen

Kristens are great friends. They are the most amazing people you will ever meet. Kristen is gorgeous, smart and athletic. Volleyball is her life and it really shows. She is extremely wholesome and pure. If you know a Kristen you are blessed.

James: You friends with Kristen?
Sam: Of course I am, she’s amazing!

by Snae February 27, 2019

Kristen Bell

To Kristen Bell something is to take a beverage (typically alcoholic in origin) and fill it to a point much higher than what is typical.

Person 1: hey could you get me some more wine?
Person 2: yeah sure here you go, I Kristen Belled it for you

by MaxAndStuff June 7, 2023

Frau Kersten

An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.

This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.

AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).

Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"

Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"

Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.

by Thugnificant925 September 23, 2011

Kristen

1. A crazy ass bitch, one that will not give up or take no for an answer. this girl is extremely manipulative at convincing you to be with her when is all actuality you want nothing to do with her. This girl also enjoys destroying relationships and is usually extremely ugly.

2. Another name for a butch lesbian, the kind that doesn't wear any make-up or cares about her appearance, definitely not the lipstick kind. mostly seen at barbershops they are the man in the relationship.

Man: Damn! That Kristen took me for everything that I had!

Another Man: That bitch is a Kristen!

Girl: Did you see how that Kristen tried to hit on me?!

by FoxyBrown8 September 18, 2011

Krysten

A girl who steals and rips peoples stuff when she's mad.
A crybaby then hates others who are "mean" to her. She's never a beautiful, sweet girl she'll never will be. Watch out she'll tell on you lol.

I'm been bullied online by krysten

by Destiny m. January 28, 2018

Kristen

Slutty whore whom enjoys vagina :)

Likes to "tickle kitties" if you know what we mean ;)

Likes to pee on people all the time and NEVER wears underwear or tampons!

Jade: Do you have a tampon?
Kristen: nope i don't wear them

by Kristen O'Steen June 7, 2011

kristen

The name of a person That is often a whore or slut often performs sexual acts for drugs and or money. Usually gives off a foul stench or odor. A breading pool of sexual diseases and bacteria. Often will complain of not having a significant other although the reason is her own whorish acts. Will lie and and steal and do anything use you. When she has used you and drained what she can from you she will toss you aside like garbage until she is alone in self-pitty or bored. Often talks down on other people while doing the same or worse as them. Thinks she is "hot shit" but normally looks like a troll or goblin.

"I slept with him right after they broke up i pulled a kristen."

"My God I forgot to shower I smell like Kristen!"

"I had sex with a guy i dont know im such a kristen!"

by loveavocodo April 26, 2014