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Kinder Egg

An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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kinder

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"
by Oki3 September 7, 2008
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kanter

An asshole or someone who is a jerk
Dude ur a fucking kanter!
by Emily February 10, 2005
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kinderlove

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.
OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.
by Princess lover September 17, 2006
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kindergallery

A compound word from "Kinder",the German word for "children" and the English word "gallery", meaning "a collection of art for exhibition". Generally, a kindergallery is a collection of a child's artwork displayed in the home by the child's parents. The location is almost always the family refrigerator.
Joe: Did you hear that the Palumbos had to buy a new refrigerator?

Judy: No, why?

Joe: Apparently their old one is too small for the kindergallery now that the triplets have started school.

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Uh, mom? Seeing as how I'm almost thirty, don't you think it's time to take down the kindergallery?
by primrose January 12, 2008
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Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.
Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!
by JessJones25 October 27, 2020
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kindergoth

A Goth Girl who is under age 14. Not a label for a brain-dead follow-my-leader girl - a kindergoth does the whole Goth thing with a touch of irony yet listens to Wagner and reads Gormenghast too.

(Minor alternative use: name used by some immature 'mature' goths to deride young 'new goths'. Kindergoth is used by them as an equivalent to 'newbie' or 'plastic punk').

See also: babygoth, baby-bats, kinderwhore, pixie.
"Gloom County's resident kindergoth reads a lot of Sandman."
by Nupe January 6, 2004
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