japseye

1. A small japanese eye slit looking hole at the tip of your bellend where you urinate out of.

Henry and Mavis where playing cards when Mavislost she Punished Henry By Forking hos Japseye!

by Peter Crotch November 19, 2006

Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jasper

A Rat

Look at that jasper over there, hes crawling deep down into the sewers.

by Ummmm-Something? November 22, 2017

Jasper

Likes to break peoples arms and brags about it, he is the biggest cunt on earth.....

Jasper has a tiny cock

by idfrehyfu June 8, 2018

Jasper

Jasper is a supportive, trustworthy, funny, brave, and sexy cute man! Will always make you smile and giggle, even if you don’t wanna talk to anyone he’ll be there with you. Time to time he will tease you about the most goofiest things, he will help you until the end of time together. Give you sweet and memorable memories, from FaceTime to long conversations, will give you all you need. not money but strong and beautiful love:) if you have a jasper, treasure him and stay with him, he will be the most special person to you, so give him love<3 - grr

woahh a jasper :0 hehe

by lovelybutlonely January 6, 2019

Jasper

An extremely attractive guy who has an amazing personality, a great sense of humor and always makes you smile; and his smiles even better. He's athletic, tan, really sweet and super cute. He's fun to be around. He has the prettiest eyes you've ever seen on a guy, and he's perfect. He's the best boyfriend ever, I think I love Jasper<3

Look at that guy over there, his name is Jasper he is so cute and nice!

by notclout January 21, 2021

Raspy Jasper

n. This less familiar move involves taking a woman against her will and violently forcing your penis down her larynx. Once the your penis has been fully inserted down her throat she will begin to gasp desperately for air at which point your penis may begin to dislodge. In order to prevent ejection, you should then unsheathe your knife and stab it into her throat piercing both the throat and the penis, which will remain stuck there for the duration of the experience.

"Hey Richard have you talked to Tiffany today, she sounds a little hoarse I think she has a pretty bad cold."

"No she's not sick, she was just acting out of line last night and Tim had to give her the Raspy Jasper."

by JasperWellington October 6, 2011