The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.
by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021
Get the jeep jonesmug. chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
Get the chance a jeepmug. A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.
Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting
Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting
Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024
Get the Jeep Drivermug. "a euphemism for doing extremely well," coined by Jerry Holkins (Tycho Brahe) of the webcomic Penny Arcade
by Expligatory November 25, 2010
Get the steady bouncing they jeepsmug. by Gunslinger68055 April 11, 2021
Get the jeep gladiator j2000mug. A true Jeep that has potential. The first generation was the best although ugly until the facelift in 2011. Many people hate Compasses due to their size, but the original WW2 Jeep was even smaller.
“Dude, look at the stupid fake Jeep called a compass. What a loser”
“That Jeep Compass is not a fake Jeep and it’s more Jeep than the Fiat 500 based renegade”
“That Jeep Compass is not a fake Jeep and it’s more Jeep than the Fiat 500 based renegade”
by Sylvester Lemon July 10, 2022
Get the Jeep Compassmug. The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.
by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023
Get the Duck Duck Jeepmug.